A man and his wife are sitting at the kitchen table that is next to the window.
The man’s name is Rudolph, and since he is Russian, people call him “Rudolph the Red.”
Rudolph looks out the window and says to his wife, “Oh look honey, it’s raining outside.”
She looks out as well and says, “No, I think that is snow.”
He looks at her and says, “Rudolph the Red knows rain dear.”