A driver is stuck in a traffic jam going into downtown Chicago. Nothing is moving north or south. Suddenly a man knocks on his window.
The driver rolls down his window and asks: “What happened, what’s the holdup?”
“Terrorists have kidnapped Barack Hussein Obama, Hillary Clinton, Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid, Rosie O’ Donnell and Al Sharpton,” the man replies. “They’re asking for a $10 million ransom. Otherwise, they are going to douse them with gasoline and set them on fire. We’re going from car to car, taking up a collection.”
The driver asks: “On average, how much is everyone giving?”
“About a gallon.”
