Common Sense Evaluation

A man goes to see his doctor feeling a bit unwell. The doctor checks him over and eventually finds a couple bags of money up his ass. He pulls them out and can’t resist totaling up the value of the find.

“Well,” says Dr. Lieberman, “I’ve found $1999.99 up your anus.”

“Hmmm,” replies the patient, “that would explain why I’ve not been feeling too grand…”