A young reporter was given the opportunity to interview a very successful, very wealthy banker. The reporter asked him, “Sir, What is the secret of your success?”
He said “Two words, young man.”
“And, Sir, what are they?”
“Right decisions.”
“But how do you make right decisions?”
“One word.” he responded.
“And, sir, What is that?”
“Experience.”
“And how do you get Experience?”
“Two words”
“And, Sir, what are they?”
The banker replied with a smile, “Wrong decisions.”
During the National Spelling Bee recently in the nation’s capital, Islamic spectators became outraged upon discovering that the USA was embedded in the middle of Jerusalem, Israel’s holiest city. The revelation was made by Douglas Levin, an eighth grader at the Joseph Lieberman Day School in Rockville Center, MD. When young Levin was asked to spell the word Jerusalem, he replied, “J E R- USA – L E M.”
An audible gasp sounded from Muslim onlookers, who realized, for the first time, a USA presence in the holy city. Muslim parents immediately protested the spelling contest, citing American bias toward Israel.
“It’s a clear violation of church and state,” said Mohammed Ahlee, lobbyist for the Arab group Holy Shiite.
Bee officials quickly denied any wrongdoing, asserting that the Muslims were merely disgruntled because Rajeed Raheed, a seventh grader from Al Kaydah Junior High, had been eliminated earlier for misspelling Afghanistan as Afghanustan.
“There is no ’A-N-U-S’ in the middle of Afghanistan,” said one bee official, “unless you believe bin Laden is still hiding there.”
