Can you tell which of these government spending projects are real or fake?
REAL or FAKE
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Aug 152010
Joke Of The Day
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Aug 152010
An 80-year-old man was requested by his Doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam.
The doctor gave the man a jar and said, ‘Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample
tomorrow.’
The next day the 80-year-old man reappeared at the doctor’s office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day.
The doctor asked what happened and the man explained, ‘Well, doc, it’s like this — first I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing.
‘Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then with her left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in,
then with her teeth out, still nothing.
‘We even called up Arleen, the lady next door and she tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit, and she even tried squeezin’ it between her knees, but still nothing…..’
The doctor was shocked!
‘You asked your neighbor?’
The old man replied, ‘Yep, none of us could get the jar open.’
Cartoon Of The Day
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Aug 152010
Cartoon Of The Day
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Aug 142010
Aug 142010
So once again Obama goes against the will of the people. Well I’m not surprised.
Obama said “This is America, and our commitment to religious freedom must be unshakeable. The principle that people of all faiths are welcome in this country, and will not be treated differently by their government is essential to who we are.” This is true. Of course, if the Muslims were actually interested in their religion, and not just poking America in the eye, then they would obviously see the sensitivity of placing a mosque in that area and would beg forgiveness, say their sorry for choosing that location, and find a new site.
But that’s not what they are doing. They are deliberately trying to rub our noses in the 9-11 tragedy… and either Obama is so stupid that he doesn’t see that… or he is one of them.
If it looks like a duck, swims like a duck, and quacks like a duck, then it probably is a duck.
President Barack Obama on Friday endorsed plans for a Muslim mosque two blocks from ground zero in New York City, declaring that “Muslims have the right to practice their religion as anyone else in this country.”
Speaking at a White House dinner celebrating the Islamic holy month of Ramadan, Obama said all Americans have the right to worship as they choose.
“That includes the right to build a place of worship and a community center on private property in lower Manhattan, in accordance with local laws and ordinances, Obama said. “This is America, and our commitment to religious freedom must be unshakeable.”
An anti-mosque advertisement juxtaposes a plane about to crash into a flaming World Trade Center with a viwe of a proposed mosque near ground zero. The ads will begin appearing on New York City buses as soon as next week after the Metropolitan Transportation Authority (MTA) relented and approved them on Monday.
Obama emphasized the point as New York City is immersed in a deeply sensitive debate about whether a mosque should be built near the site of the World Trade Center’s twin towers.
His remarks drew agreement and vilification.It was the president’s first public remarks about the mosque controversy. The White House previously called the matter solely a local one.
The dinner was attended by over 100 guests, including two Muslim-American congressmen and ambassadors and officials from numerous Muslim nations, including Saudi Arabia and Indonesia.