A man was stranded on a desert island with a sheep and a dog. He spent many many nights thinking of his wife and how much he missed her. Months go by with no luck of rescue and amongst all other things, being without “companionship” grew harder and harder. Well, one night, as the man was sitting by his campfire with the dog and the sheep, he looked over at the sheep and could see a small twinkle in its eyes. Thinking to himself, “Well, I’m stranded on a desert island and nobody would know” he began to make his move. The dog immediately growled and attacked and would not let the man near the sheep.
Another month goes by. The man is now fighting off temptation. One night, he tries again. The dog gave the same response.
The very next day, Nanci Pelosi’s plane crashes on the desert island and all of the crew is killed but Mrs. Pelosi is the sole survivor. After many weeks, she begins to feel the same feelings of “lack of companionship”. One night, by the campfire, she throws herself at the man. She tells him, “I am so lonely and will do ANYTHING you want, ANYTHING!” She begins rubbing his shoulders while he ponders in thought. After a moment of thinking, he looks up at her and says, “Anything?” and she replies, “Yes. Anything. I will make your wildest dreams come true”.
The man looked into her eyes and said, “Can you take the dog for a walk?”
