The director of a hospital was giving new resident doctors a tour of the facility when one young woman noticed that a man was masturbating in a hospital room with the door wide open.
“That’s disgusting” screamed the woman, “Why is he doing that?”
The doctor that was leading the tour explained, “This man has a serious condition where the testicles rapidly fill with semen. If he doesn’t do that five times a day, they’ll explode and he’ll die within minutes.”
“Oh well, in that case, I guess it’s OK,” commented the woman.
In the very next room they could see that a female nurse was performing oral sex on a different male patient.
Again the woman screamed, “Oh my! How can you explain THAT?”
The doctor replied … “Same illness but a better health care plan. The other patient has ObamaCare.”
