A man and his wife were trying to think of a place to go on vacation.
The wife suggests going to the Holy Land, and taking her mother with them.
The husband isn’t too up for this idea, but the wife explains that her mother is old and may never have a chance to go there again. So he agrees.
While in the Holy Land, the mother passes away.
So the man goes down to the local funeral home to see about arrangements.
The funeral director tells him, Well, we can cremate her, and bury the ashes here for
$1,000.00. Or, we can have a nice full service for her and bury her here for $5,000.00. Or, although not many chose this option, we can prepare the body and send it back to United States for $25,000.00.
The man thinks about it for a few a minutes, and says, let’s send her back to the states.
The funeral director says, are you sure? That’s awfully expensive sir.
Yes, but the last guy I read about that you buried over here, came back to life, and I’m willing to take that chance.
