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Jul 202010
 

A woman goes into a store and buys a beautiful green and blue parrot. But the only words the parrot knows how to say are: “Who is it?” She takes the parrot home, but soon realizes that the bird’s color clashes with the living room. So she calls an Interior designer, who says he will come by shortly.

When the Decorator comes, the woman is out shopping. He knocks on the door, and the parrot says “who is it?”

The man says, “It’s the decorator.”

The parrot says “who is it?”

The man says “It’s the decorator.”

The parrot says “Who is it?”

The man says “It’s the decorator!!!”

The parrot says “who is it?”

The man screams “The decorator!”

The decorator gets so mad, that he pops a blood vessel, and dies on the spot.

The lady comes home and finds a dead man lying on her front porch. She says, “Oh my gosh…who is it?”

The parrot replies, “It’s the decorator!”

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Jul 192010
 

Barack Hussein Obama and Bill Clinton were out playing golf one beautiful day.

After hitting their tee shots, both noticed that neither was even close to the fairway. Obama hit it way left, Clinton way right.

They decided that since the shots were so bad, they would just meet up at the hole.

So Obama went off and looked and looked and finally found his ball sitting down deep in a field of beautiful Buttercups. He promptly pulled out his 7 iron and started whacking away. Buttercups were flying everywhere, but the ball would not come out.

Well, finally Mother Nature got mad.

She came up from the ground and said to Obama, “I have created this beautiful field of Buttercups and you have no respect for them at all, now they are ruined. I am going to have to punish you. Since these are Buttercups, your punishment is that you cannot have butter for a year.”

Obama started to laugh and went back to whacking at the Buttercups.

Mother Nature said, “Hey, this is no laughing matter. What do you find so funny?”

Obama looked up and said, “Clinton is over on the other side in the Pussy willows.”