National Mustache Champion

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Jun 222010
 

Larry McClure is not just an ordinary man with a mustache. With his unique style, he is the first to win the National Mustache Competition.

Blonde Joke Of The Day

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Jun 222010
 

Two Mexicans illegal immigrants are on a bicycle about 15 miles outside of Lafayette, Louisiana. One of the bike’s tires goes flat and they start hitching a lift back into town.

A friendly trucker stops to see if he can help, and the Mexicans ask him for a ride. He tells them he has no room in the trailer as he is carrying 20,000 bowling balls. The Mexicans put it to the driver that if they can manage to fit into the back with their bike, will he take them back into town? Feeling sorry for them, he agrees. They manage to squeeze themselves and their bike into the back and the driver shuts the doors and gets on his way.

By this time he is really late and so puts the hammer down and sure enough, a blonde cop pulls him over for speeding. The lady officer asks the driver what he is carrying, to which the driver jokingly replies “Mexican eggs.”

The Blonde Lady Cop obviously doesn’t believe this so she wants to take a look in the trailer.She opens the back door and quickly shuts it and locks it real fast. Then she gets on her radio and calls for immediate backup from as many officers as possible plus the Swat
Team.

The dispatcher asks what emergency she has that require so many officers.

“I’ve got a Tractor-Trailer stopped with 20,000 Mexican eggs in it. Two have hatched and they’ve already managed to steal a bicycle.”

The Three Terrors

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Jun 222010
 

Ahmedido Domingo (aka Ahmadinejad), Erdogano Pavarotti (aka Erdogan) and Assad Carreras (aka Bashar Assad) singing about the benefits of terrorism.

Based on Funiculi Funicula
Sung by the Three Terrors:
Erdogano Pavarotti, Assad Carreras and Ahmedido Domingo

Erdogan: I say — it’s time that I restore the Empire
Let’s get to work (let’s get to work!)
Because in Europe everybody knows that
I’m just a jerk (he’s just a jerk!)
Assad: And I , the serial killer who should spend all
his life in jail (oy vey oy vey)
To reach the hearts of all the world media
We found the trail (hurray hurray)

Erdogan: Terror, Terror, that’s my cup of tea
Terror gains us love and sympathy
To beat the West, to be the one
From Tripoli to Teheran
Yalla yalla, ya — Jihad is sweet, Jihad is fun

All: Terror, Terror, that’s how you convince
That you’re cool and charming as a prince
To beat the West, to be the one
For Hezbullah and Erdogan
Yalla yalla, ya — Jihad is sweet, Jihad is fun

B.
Ahmedi: So now, the UN has imposed the sanctions
(Ironically) Oh my, oh my… (oh my, oh my)
Together here we stand, no opposition,
I hung them high (he hung them high)
I wish to thank Obama for his patience,
For playing dumb (for playing dumb)
Coz now I got the peace of mind to build me
The nuclear bomb (The nuclear bomb)

Terror, terror, that’s my cup of tea
Assad: Terror gains us love and sympathy
Erdogan: To beat the West, to be the one
From Tennessee to Teheran
Yalla, yalla ya, Jihad is sweet, Jihad is fun

All: Terror, Terror, gets us all the grants
Terror makes you all piss in your pants
To beat the West, to be the one
From Tennessee to Teheran
Yalla yalla, ya — I hit the switch and you are gone!

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