Chicken Monkey Duck
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LYRICS
Monkey chicken chicken,
Monkey Chicken, duck duck,
Chicken monkey monkey, Chicken Monkey,
chicken chicken monkey duck.
Monkey duck,
Chicken duck,
Monkey monkey duck duck,
Chicken Monkey, chicken chicken monkey,
“Chicken Monkey Duck.”
Chicken chicken monkey duck,
Chicken Monkey, duck duck,
Chicken chicken monkey,
Chicken monkey,
Chicken duck.
Chicken duck duck,
Chicken monkey monkey duck,
“Chicken Monkey Duck?”
Chicken duck.
Monkey duck duck:
Chicken chicken, monkey,
Chicken, monkey monkey, Chicken Monkey.
Chicken chicken monkey?
Chicken, monkey monkey,
“Chicken Monkey Duck.”
Chicken chicken, monkey,
“Chicken Monkey Duck.”
Chicken chicken, duck.
Chicken Monkey, monkey,
Chicken Monkey—chicken duck.
Duck, Chicken Monkey
Chicken chicken monkey, chicken.
Duck duck,
Chicken chicken, duck.
Chicken, monkey monkey…
Chicken!
Duck duck, Chicken Monkey,
Chicken chicken, monkey.
Chicken Chicken (monkey monkey),
Chicken monkey,
“Chicken Monkey Duck.”
Chicken chicken chicken,
Monkey monkey,
Chicken Monkey:
Duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck,
“Goose.”
Great Orators of the Democrat Party
“One man with courage makes a majority.” – Andrew Jackson
“The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.” – Franklin D. Roosevelt
“The buck stops here.” – Harry S. Truman
“Ask not what your country can do for you; ask what you can do for your country.” – John F. Kennedy
And from today’s Genius Democrats…
“It depends what your definition of “Sex” is?” – Bill Clinton
“Those rumors are false …. I believe in the sanctity of marriage.” – John Edwards
“I invented the Internet.” – Al Gore
“The next Person that tells me I’m not religious, I’m going to shove my rosary beads up their ASS.” – Joe Biden
” America is–is no longer, uh, what it–it, uh, could be, uh, what it was once was…uh, and I say to ‘uh, I don’t want that future, uh, uh for my children.” – Barack Hussein Obama
“I have campaigned in all 57 states.” – Barack Hussein Obama (Quoted 2008)
“You don’t need God anymore, you have us Democrats.” – Nancy Pelosi (Quoted 2006)
“Paying taxes is voluntary.” – Sen. Harry Reid
“Bill is the greatest husband and father I know. No one is more faithful, true, and honest than he.” – Hillary Clinton (Quoted 1998)
HOW LUCKY CAN WE BE TO HAVE SUCH BRILLIANT MINDS IN CHARGE OF OUR ONCE GREAT COUNTRY?
”Life’s tough ……… it’s even tougher if you’re stupid.” — John Wayne
Scuba Diving in the Gulf Oil Spill
Joke Of The Day
Three men are discussing their previous night’s lovemaking.
The Italian says, “My wife, I rubbed her all over with fine olive oil, then we make wonderful love. She screamed for five minutes.”
The Frenchman says, “I smooth sweet butter on my wife’s body, then we made passionate love. She screamed for 20 minutes.”
The Jewish man says, “I covered my wife’s body with schmaltz [chicken fat]. We made love and she screamed for six hours.”
The others say, “SIX HOURS? How did you make her scream for six hours?”
He shrugs. “I wiped my hands on the curtains.”
