A Little girl finds her dog dead with its legs in the air and asks her dad why its like that.
The dad says it died and is like that so Jesus can pick it up and take it to heaven.
The next day the little girl says “Dad mom nearly died today. She was on her back with legs in the air shouting oh Jesus I’m coming, I’m coming! If the milkman hadn’t have been holding her down we’d have lost her!”