It was a very exciting busy saturday night at the Pirate bar. The place was packed with Pirates, in comes one Pirate with a peg leg, hook for a hand, and a patch on one eye.
One Pirate ask him, “matie what happen to you leg” the Pirate responds, “me leg got blown off while serving with Captain Hook and me put a peg in its place”.
Another Pirate ask, “matie what happen to you hand”, the Pirate responds, “me hand got cut off while serving with Blackbeard and me put a hook in its place”.
Another Pirate ask, “matie what happen to you eye”, the Pirate responds ” seagull crapped in me eye and it was me first day with the hook”.
