Letter to Dad by An Arab Sheikh student:
Dear Dad,
Berlin is a wonderful city, Germans are nice and I really like it here, but Dad, I am bit ashamed to arrive to my college with my Gold Mercedes, when all them my professors travel by train.
Your Son
Nasser
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Response by the Arab Sheikh Dad:
Loving son,
I just transferred Twenty Five Million Dollars to your Bank account, please stop embarrassing our family, go and get yourself a train too.
Your Dad