Barack Obama, George Bush, and Bill Clinton are all on Air Force One headed to the UN.
The pilot comes on the loudspeaker and says, “I’m sorry to tell you this, but we are about to run out of fuel and the plane is gonna crash into the ocean. We do have parachutes, but not enough for all three of you”.
Bush and Clinton begin talking about how they are gonna decide who won’t get a parachute. Meanwhile, Obama pulls a pack out of the overhead, straps it on, and jumps from the plane.
With a sigh, Bush hands a parachute to Clinton. Bill responds “You are going to sacrifice yourself for me? I will never forget this.”
With a smile, Bush says, “I’m not sacrificing anything, Obama took my gym bag.”
