Silent… But Deadly
Commercial Of The Day: The Better Marriage Blanket
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May 032010
Protest Sign Of The Day
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May 032010
Murphy’s Lesser-Known Dictums
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May 022010
1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
2. He who laughs last, thinks the slowest.
3. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
4. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don’t.
5. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
6. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there’s a 90% probability you’ll get it wrong.
7. If you lined up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them, five or six at a time, on a hill, in the fog.
8. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.
9. The things that come to those who wait will be the things left by those who got there first.
10. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day sinking worms.
11. Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries.
12. The shin bone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.
13. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
14. When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people who weren’t smart enough to get out of jury duty.
Cartoon Of The Day: Identification
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May 022010
Joke Of The Day
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May 022010
A man is doing yard work and his wife is about to take a shower.
The man realizes that he can’t find the rake. He yells up to his wife, “Where is the rake?”
She sees him but can’t hear him and shouts back, “What?”
The man first points to his eye, then points to his knee and finally makes a raking motion. The wife is not sure and says, “What?” The man repeats his gestures, mouthing “EYE KNEE – THE RAKE.”
The wife replies that she understands and signals back. She first points to her eye, next she points to her left breast, then she points to her butt, and finally to her crotch.
Well, there is no way in hell the man can even come close on that one. Exasperated, he goes upstairs and asks her “What in the heck was that?”
She replies, “EYE – LEFT TIT – BEHIND – THE BUSH”