Plot To Kidnap Obama Exposed!

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May 122010
 

Thanks to our top notch US Secret Service protection, a brazen new plot to kidnap Barack Hussein Obama has been exposed!

These kidnappers are not only getting brave (maybe desperate), they’re also getting more inventive…

Joke Of The Day

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May 112010
 

A priest, a wealthy businessman, a doctor, and Barack Hussein Obama are playing golf behind a slow foursome.

After 40 minutes of waiting, they get mad and complain to the golf marshal.

The marshal apologizes and tells them that the four were firemen who saved the clubhouse in a fire but became blind from the fire. The club allows them to play for free whenever they can.

The priest says “that’s terrible, I’ll say prayers for them.”

The businessman offers to help them out financially.

The doctor offers to get with his colleagues and try surgery.

Obama says “Can’t they play at night?”