Upon reaching 70, I decided to retire. After having me under foot for a few months, my wife became very agitated with me. She suggested I go and do something to occupy my time, like join a club or get a hobby. I obliged and went out for a couple of hours.
When I got home my wife asked about my day and I replied, “Oh, I just went down to the park and hung out with the guys. And oh yeah, I joined a parachute club.It was expensive, but it will be a lot of fun. “
“What? Are you nuts? You’re 70 years old and you’re going to start jumping out of airplanes?”
“Yeah, look I even got a membership card.”
“You crazy old coot, where’s your glasses? And where was your hearing aid?! This is a membership to a Prostitute Club, not a Parachute Club!”
“Oh, great! Now what am I going to do? I signed up for 5 jumps a week!”
