Making The White People Pay – ObamaCare Contains a 10% Tax On Tanning

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Mar 242010
 

Am I wrong or does a tax on tanning only affect white people? How often do blacks use a tanning salon?

Is this constitutional?

This is Racism pure and simple!


Indoor tanning salons will charge customers a 10 percent tax beginning today in just one of the changes Americans will see as a result of the U.S. health-care overhaul signed into law by President Barack Obama.

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Joke Of The Day

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Mar 242010
 

A doctor in Ireland wants to get off work and go hunting, so he approaches his assistant.

“Seamus, I am going hunting tomorrow and don’t want to close the clinic,” he says. “I want you to take care of the clinic and all me patients.”

“Yes, sir!” answers Seamus.

The doctor goes hunting, returns the following day and asks, “So, Seamus, how was your day?”

Seamus tells him that he took care of three patients. “The first one had a headache, so I gave him Tylenol.”

“Bravo, Seamus, and the second one?” asks the doctor.

“The second one had stomach burning and I gave him Maalox, sir,” says Seamus.

“Bravo, bravo! You’re good at this. And what about the third one?” asks the doctor.

“Sir, I was sitting here and suddenly the door opens and a woman bursts into the room. Quick as a wink she undresses herself, tearing off every stitch of clothing including her bra and her panties, and lies down on the table. She spreads her legs and shouts, “Help me, I beg you! It’s been five years since I’ve seen a man!”

“Thunderin’ Lord Jesus, Seamus, what did you do?” asks the doctor.

“I put drops in her eyes.”