Joke Of The Day: Dr. Chang

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Mar 182010
 

A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a date or any sex in quite sometime. She was afraid she might have something wrong with her, so she decided to employ the medical expertise of a sex therapist.

Her doctor recommended that she go see Dr. Chang, the well known Chinese sex therapist. So she went to see him.

Upon entering the examination room, Dr. Chang said, “OK, take off all you crose.”

The woman did as she was told.

“Now, get down and craw reery reery fass to odder side of room.”

Again, the woman did as she was instructed.

Dr. Chang then said, “OK, now craw reery reery fass back to me.”

So she did.

Dr.Chang slowly shook his head and said, “Your probrem vewy bad – you haf Ed Zachary Disease, worse case I ever see, dat why you not haf sex or dates.”

Terrified., the woman asked, “Oh my God, Dr. Chang, what is Ed Zachary Disease?

Dr. Chang looked the woman in the eyes and replied, “Ed Zachary disease is when your face rook Ed Zachary rike your ass.”

Joke Of The Day

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Mar 172010
 

A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink.

“Why of course,” comes the reply.

The first man then asks: “Where are you from?”

“I’m from Ireland,” replies the second man.

The first man responds: “You don’t say, I’m from Ireland too! Let’s have another round to Ireland.”
“Of Course,” replies the second man.

Curious, the first man then asks: “Where in Ireland are you from?”
“Dublin,” comes the reply.
“I can’t believe it,” says the first man.
“I’m from Dublin too! Let’s have another drink to Dublin.”
“Of course,” replies the second man.

Curiosity again strikes and the first man asks:
“What school did you go to?”
“Saint Mary’s,” replies the second man.
“I graduated in ’62.”

“This is unbelievable!” the first man says.
“I went to Saint Mary’s and I graduated in ’62, too!”

About that time in comes one of the regulars and sits down at the bar.
“What’s been going on?” he asks the bartender.

“Nothing much,” replies the bartender. “The O’Malley twins are drunk again.”

Blonde Joke Of The Day

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Mar 172010
 

Two girlfriends were speeding down the highway at well over 98 mph.

“Hey,” asked the brunette at the wheel “Any cops following us?”

The blonde turned around and had a long look at the road behind them. “Yeah, looks like it”

“Are his flashers on?”

The blonde turned around again…… Lemme see….

“Yup….nope….yup….nope….yup….nope….yup…”