“Social Security and Medicare are in trouble because politicians raided the cookie jar over and over again and that’s a problem.” One think I’ve learned up here and, um, I really didn’t have to come up here to learn it.. it’s the only way to get Congress to balance the budget.. the only way to keep them out of the cookie jar is to give them no choice. That’s why whether it’s balanced budget acts or pay as you go or any of that is the only thing, If you don’t tie our hands, we will keep stealing.”
3 dead bodies turn up at the mortuary, all of them with very big smiles on their faces.
The coroner calls the police to tell them what happened.
“The first body: A Frenchman, 60, died of heart failure while making love to his mistress. Hench the enormous smile, Inspector.” says the coroner.
“The second body, Scotsman, 25, won thousands on the lottery, spent it all on whisky. died of alcohol poisoning, hence the smile.”
The Inspector asked, “What of the third person?”
“Ah” says the coroner, “This is the most unusual one.
Billy Bob the redneck from Oklahoma, 30 struck by lightening.”
“Why is he smiling then?” asks the Inspector.
“He thought he was having his picture taken.”
