Joke Of The Day

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Mar 202010
 

A man gets into an accident and is rushed to the hospital.

After what seemed like a very long wait, the ER Doctor appeared, wearing his scrubs and a long face.

Sadly, he said, “I’m afraid he’s brain-dead but his heart is still beating.”

“Oh, Dear God!” cried his wife, her hands clasped against her cheeks with shock. “We’ve never had a Democrat in the family before!”

Quote Of The Day

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Mar 202010
 

“Are you willing to spend time studying the issues, making yourself aware,
and then conveying that information to family and friends? Will you resist
the temptation to get a government handout for your community? Realize
that the doctor’s fight against socialized medicine is your fight. We can’t
socialize the doctors without socializing the patients.

Recognize that government invasion of public power is eventually an assault
upon your own business. If some among you fear taking a stand because you
are afraid of reprisals from customers, clients, or even government, recognize
that you are just feeding the crocodile hoping he’ll eat you last.” ~ Ronald Reagan