An Irishman walks into a bar. The bartender says, “What’ll ya have?”
The Irishman says, “Aye, please set down five shots of yer finest Irish whiskey and back each of ’em up with a shot a beer.”
The bartender lines up 5 shot glasses and pours the best Irish whiskey they serve. He then pulls five tall beers and sets the glasses behind each shot glass.
The Irishman begins downing the shots and the beers, one right after the other, without even taking a breathe. All 10 drinks gone in under a minute.
The bartender says, “I have never, in all my days, ever seen someone drink that much alcohol so fast.”
The Irishman says, “Well, lad, if ya had what I got, you’d be drinkin’ fast too!”
The bartender leans in, with a serious face and asks, “What have ya got, old man?”
The Irishman says, “I’ve got one dollar.”
