Joke Of The Day

A man gets into an accident and is rushed to the hospital.

After what seemed like a very long wait, the ER Doctor appeared, wearing his scrubs and a long face.

Sadly, he said, “I’m afraid he’s brain-dead but his heart is still beating.”

“Oh, Dear God!” cried his wife, her hands clasped against her cheeks with shock. “We’ve never had a Democrat in the family before!”