Joke Of The Day

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Feb 172010
 

An elderly couple, who were both widowed, had been seeing each other for a while.

Urged on by their friends, they decided it was finally time to get married. Before the wedding, they went out to dinner and had a long conversation regarding how their marriage might work.

They discussed finances, living arrangements and so on.

Finally, the old gentleman decided it was time to broach the subject of
their physical relationship. ‘How do you feel about sex?’ he asked, rather
tentatively.

‘I would like it infrequently’ she replied.

The old gentleman sat quietly for a moment, adjusted his glasses, leaned
over towards her and whispered, ‘Is that one word or two?’

Sweatin’ With the Socialists

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Feb 172010
 

Get your copy today. An exercise video that will keep you up on your feet for hours to the voice of your favorite president, Barack Obama! Join Nancy Pelosi as she leads you through thousands of annoying exuberant clapping exercises to the voice of President Obama. Spring into action as Pelosi keeps you on your feet during this highly engaging video.

The Confession of Khalid Sheikh Mohammed

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Feb 162010
 

Can you say enemy combatant?

On March 10, 2007, Khalid Sheikh Muhammad stood before a U.S. military Combatant Status Review Tribunal to determine if he met the criteria to be classified as an “enemy combatant.” The public record of the hearing consists of a 26-page transcript (redacted pdf) and a 54:12-minute recording (redacted mpg).

If you listen to the tape or watch the video (above), it’s clear that Khalid Sheikh Mohammed understood the difference between information he surrendered while under duress and information he volunteered while not under duress, stating four times that he felt no force or coercion to offer his confession.

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