Common Sense Evaluation

A Virginia State trooper pulled a car over on I-64 about 2 miles south of the Virginia/ West Virgina State line.

When the trooper asked the driver why he was Speeding, the driver said he was a Magician and Juggler and was on his way to Beckley WV to do a show at the Shrine Circus. He didn’t want to be late.

The trooper told the driver he was fascinated by juggling and said if the driver Would do a little juggling for him then he wouldn’t give him a ticket. He told The trooper he had sent his equipment ahead and didn’t have anything to juggle.

The trooper said he had some flares in the trunk and asked if he could juggle Them. The juggler said he could, so the trooper got 5 flares, lit them and Handed them to him..

While the man was juggling, a car pulled in behind the patrol car. A drunken Good old boy from West Virginia got out, watched the performance, then went over To the patrol car, opened the rear door and got in. The trooper observed him and Went over to the patrol car, opened the door asking the drunk what he thought he Was doing.

The drunk replied, ‘You might as well take my ass to jail, cause there ain’t no Way I can pass that test.’

A large woman, wearing a sleeveless sun dress, walked into a bar in London. She raised her right arm, revealing a huge, hairy armpit as she pointed to all the people sitting at the bar and asked, “What man here will buy a lady a drink?”

The bar went silent as the patrons tried to ignore her. But down at the end of the bar, an owly-eyed drunk slammed his hand down on the counter & bellowed, “Give the ballerina a drink!”

The bartender poured the drink and the woman chugged it down. She turned to the patrons and again pointed around at all of them, revealing the same hairy armpit, and asked, “What man here will buy a lady a drink?”

Once again, the same little drunk slapped his money down on the bar & said, “Give the ballerina another drink!”

The bartender approached the little drunk and said, “I say, old chap, it’s your business if you want to buy the lady a drink, but why do you keep calling her the ballerina?'”

As far as I’m concerned”, the drunk replied, “any woman who can lift her leg that high has got to be a ballerina!”