A Czech, a Russian and a German decided to come to the US to study bears.
Upon arrival they were told by the Park Ranger that on account of several bear attacks that the park was closed. However, the three persisted. The Ranger finally told them that on one condition that he would allow them in to study the bears. They would have to take a radio and were to check in with the rangers once every three days. The three agreed.
Three days went by and the three checked in. Three more days and nothing. After repeatedly attempting to contact them the Ranger decided that they would have to go search for them.
They found the deserted camp in disarray. Two bears were found in the area…a male and a female. The Rangers shot both bears.
When the coroner cut open the female bear he found the German and the Russian. Looking at the Ranger he said, “You know what this means don’t you? The Czech is in the male!.”
