A man is seeking to join the Police force in a small Texas town.
The Sergeant doing the interview says:
“Your qualifications all look good, but there is an attitude suitability test that you must take before you can be accepted.”
Then, sliding a 9mm across the desk, he says:
“Take this gun and go out and shoot six illegal immigrants, six drug dealers, six Muslim extremists, and a rabbit. “
“Why the rabbit?”
“Great attitude,” says the Sergeant. “When can you start?”