Billy was a very nervous young man. However, tonight he was especially nervous, as he was about to meet his girlfriends parents: A stern southern farmer and his wife
Halfway through the meal, as the father is questioning Billy about his intentions, Billy begins to feel a buildup of gas. He cannot control himself, and the rasp is heard all over the house.
“GET OUT FROM THERE, SHEP!” yells the farmer to his dog under the table.
“Whew!” Thinks Billy. “Thank God that dog was there to take the blame!”
15 minutes pass, and nervous Billy feels another buildup of gas. Once again he can’t muffle it, and an even louder fart rips through the house.
“DANGIT SHEP!” Yells the farmer. “GET OUT FROM UNDER THERE!”
Again 15 minutes pass, and the stress of this interview has once again caused a buildup of gas in poor Billy. His loudest fart yet rips through the house.
“FOR GODS SAKE, SHEP!” Screams the farmer and pokes the dog with a broomstick. “GET OUT FROM UNDER THERE BEFORE THIS GUY CRAPS ALL OVER YOU!”
