Barack Obama went out the front door of the White House to pick up the morning paper and he noticed someone had written “Obama you are a Loser” in pee in the snow. He was furious stormed inside and rang the chief of the FBI and demanded to know who was responsible.
The FBI sent over a team of experts to do every possible test on the message. At 4pm that afternoon the chief went to the White House to brief the President. Well what is it asked the president . “I have some bad news and some very bad news Mr President” said the chief.
“Whats the bad news?” asked the president.
“Sir the bad news is the DNA test revealed the urine was Joe Biden’s.”
“WHAT!” shout the president “after all the support I have given him.”
“Thats not all sir ” said the chief “there is even worse news.”
“What is it asked the president?”
It’s Michelle’s hand writing!”
