Month: September 2009

Amusing

Unaware or Lying?

Barack Obama, through his spokesman, claimed that he was unaware of the tax day tea parties. Granted, the MSM has done a good job in suppressing any sort of coverage ahead of time (and the little coverage they did provide was derisive at best)… but how out of touch is the Community Organizer in Chief, really?

This much.

– He was unaware that he was attending a church (for 20 years) with a racist pastor who hates America.

– He was unaware that he was family friends with, and started his political career in the living room of, a domestic terrorist.

– He was unaware that he had invested in two speculative companies backed by some of his top donors right after taking office in 2005.

– He was unaware that his own aunt was living in the US illegally.

– He was unaware that his own brother lives on pennies a day in a hut in Kenya.

– He was unaware of the AIG bonuses that he and his administration approved and signed into a bill.

– He was unaware that the man he nominated to be his Secretary of COmmerce was under investigation in a bribery scandal.

– He was unaware that the man he nominated to be his Secretary of Health and Human Services was a tax cheat.

– He was unaware that the man he nominated to be his Secretary of the Treasury was a tax cheat.

– He was unaware that the man he nominated to be the U.S. Trade Representative was a tax cheat.

– He was unaware that the woman he nominated to be his Chief Performance Officer was a tax cheat.

– He was unaware that the man he nominated to be #2 at the Environmental Protection Agency was under investigation for mismanaging $25 million in EPA grants.

For the love of God, there are people in comas that are more aware of world affairs than this guy.

Political

What’s the Difference Between a Conservative and a Liberal?

People often wonder what is the difference between a Conservative and a Liberal. The simple fact of the matter is that the major difference is that Conservatives wonder first what it is they are responsible for while Liberals wonder first what everyone else should be doing for them.

What’s the Difference Between a Conservative and a Liberal?

Here are some brief rules of thumb:

• If a Conservative sees a U.S.flag, his heart swells with pride.
• If a Liberal sees a U.S. flag, he feels shame.

• If a Conservative doesn’t like guns, they don’t buy them.
• If a Liberal doesn’t like guns, then no one else should have one either.

• If a Conservative is a vegetarian, he won’t eat meat.
• If a Liberal is, they want to ban all meat products for everyone.

• If a Conservative sees a foreign threat, he thinks about how to defeat it.
• If a Liberal see an enemy he wonders what he can do to appease him.

• If a Conservative is homosexual, he’ll quietly enjoy his life.
• If a Liberal is homosexual, he’ll demand everyone get involved in his bedroom activities.

• If a successful Conservative is black or Hispanic, he’ll see himself as having succeeded on his own merits.
• Successful Liberal minorities still claim “racism” and want government to give them even more.

• If a Conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to work to better his situation.
• A Liberal wants someone else to take care of him.

• If a Conservative doesn’t like a talk show host, he switches channels.
• If a Liberal doesn’t like a radio show, he demands that the station be shut down or censored.

• If a Conservative is a non-believer, he just doesn’t go to church.
• Non-believing Liberals demand that everyone cease believing and demands churches be censored.

• If a Conservative needs health care, he shops for it, or chooses a job that provides it.
• Liberals demand that everyone else provide him with health care for free.

• If a Conservative sees a law, he thinks long and hard before suggesting a change.
• If a Liberal sees a law he assumes it is just a suggestion and does what he wants anyway.

• Conservatives feel there is a right and wrong.
• Liberals feel that nothing is really wrong… unless it is believed by a conservative.

• Conservatives believe in freedom, responsibility, tradition, and self-reliance.
• Liberals believe in license, government restrictions, upending tradition, and collectives.



Jokes

Joke Of The Day

Dr. Timothy McCarthy while receiving a medical award for creativity reported his findings to the Fellows of Plastic Surgery concluding with this case study:

“Several years ago a woman was high on cocaine and marijuana and she rode a horse into a train traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the woman’s hair and the horse’s ass. I was able to put them together and now she’s Speaker of the House “.

 

 

Amusing

Sarkozy Says Obama Is Very Naive and Very Egotiscal

Jack Kelly from the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette told Greta Van Susteren that French President Nicolas Sarkozy sees Obama as very naive and egotistical. Sarkozy is worried about the Western world with such a flawed and weak President leading America.

In all of my wildest dreams, I never once thought I’d admire a French President until now.

We are truly living in Bizarro World!

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