Joke Of The Day

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Aug 062009
 

The teacher asked the class to use the word ‘fascinate’ in a sentence.

Molly put up her hand and said, ‘My family went to my granddad’s farm, and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating.’

The teacher said, ‘That was good, but I wanted you to use the word fascinate, not fascinating’.

Sally raised her hand. She said, ‘My family went to see Rock City and I was fascinated.’

The teacher said, ‘Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to use the word ‘fascinate.’

Little Johnny raised his hand.

The teacher hesitated because she had been burned by Little Johnny before.

She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word ‘fascinate’, so she called on him for his offering.

Johnny said, ‘My aunt Gina has a sweater with ten buttons, but her boobs are so big she can only fasten eight.’

Top Ten Indicators That Your Employer Has Changed To Obamacare

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Aug 052009
 

(10) Your annual breast exam is done at Hooters.

(9) Directions to your doctor’s office include “Take a left when you
enter the trailer park.”

(8) The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles.

(7) The only proctologist in the plan is “Gus” from Roto-Rooter.

(6) The only item listed under Preventive Care Coverage is “an apple a
day..”

(5) Your primary care physician is wearing the pants you gave to
Goodwill last month.

(4) “The patient is responsible for 200% of out-of-network charges,” is
not a typographical error.

(3) The only expense covered 100% is “embalming.”

(2) Your Prozac comes in different colors with little M’s on them.

AND THE NUMBER ONE SIGN YOU’VE JOINED OBAMACARE:
(1) You ask for Viagra and they give you a Popsicle stick and Duct Tape.