1. Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn’t much, but the reception was excellent.
2. A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, “I’ll serve you, but don’t start anything.”
3. Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted.
4. A dyslexic man walked into a bra.
5. A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm, and says: “A beer please, and one for the road.”
6. Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: “Does this taste funny to you?”
Great video. The lady questioning Obama’s birth certificate will give you goosebumps. She is a great American!
Keep in mind that Mike Castle was one of the idiots that voted for Cap and Trade.
This video reminds me of a knock, knock joke:
Knock, knock.
Who’s there
Kenya
Kenya Who?
Kenya show a Birth Certificate?
Kenya Prove that you’re Natural Born Citizen?
Well KENYA?
This letter from Mary Jane Frontone to the The Pittsburgh Tribune-Review earns her our prestigious Patriot Of The Day award.
Will we have a presidential election in 2012 or will that be another constitutional right that gets thrown under the Obama bus?
All of the ingredients for a totalitarian government are evident in America today. Our president, under the guise of “looking out for the American people,” states there will be universal health care because he wants it. Frau Pelosi has her underlings in complete submission; she rules the U.S. House like an iron maiden.
The silence from the Republican Party officials is deafening. The only exception is when Sarah Palin riles up their masculine egos with her down-to-earth sensible ideas.
The American people are apathetic, engrossed in their quest for instant gratification and oblivious to the fact that their freedoms are fast slipping away. These ingredients can lead to only one conclusion: the loss of our American ideals and freedoms.
Welcome to slavery, everyone!
Mary Jane Frontone
Wellsville, Ohio
