An old Italian Mafia Don is dying.
He calls his grandson to his bedside. “
Guido, I wanna you lissina me. I wanna you
to take-a my chrome plated .38
revolver so you will always
remember me.”
“But grandpa, I really don’t like guns.
How about you leave me your Rolex watch
instead?”
“You lissina me, boy.
Somma day you gonna be runna DA
business, you gonna have a
beautiful wife, lotsa money, a big-a home and
maybe a couple of bambinos “
“Somma day you gonna come-a home and
maybe finda you wife inna bed with another man..
“Whatta you gonna do then?
Pointa to you watch and say, ‘Time’s Up’?
