Joke Of The Day

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Jun 232009
 

A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected:

A Liter of 2% milk,
A carton of eggs,
A Liter of orange juice,
A head of lettuce,
A can of coffee,
And one pack of bacon.

As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier. While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmly stated,”You must be single.”

The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was intrigued by the derelicts intuition, since she was indeed single.
She looked at her six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about her selections that could have tipped off the drunk to her marital status.

Curiosity getting the better of her, she said “Well, you know what, you’re absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know that?”
The drunk replied, “Cause you’re ugly. “

Wee the People: Port-a-potty Named for Pelosi

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Jun 232009
 

Declaring that “Government Waste Has Got To Go!”, the Hampton Roads Tea Party rolled out its porta-potty protest. Tea Party Patriots loaded “named” johns onto their pickups and trailers and toured Virginia Beach and Chesapeake.

Tea partiers dedicate new thrones to Washington’s ‘imperial’ leaders.

Enthusiastic tea partiers in Virginia have decided to give “imperial leaders” in Washington a seat of power they believe they truly deserve – a portable toilet throne.

Tea party organizer Karen Miner Hurd told WND her group is expecting between 3,000 and 5,000 people at the upcoming June 26 protest at Chesapeake City Park in Chesapeake, Va. While she is excited about the turnout, Hurd has a predicament: She must raise funds for 30 portable toilets on a shoe-string budget.

“How do you tell people you need money for bathrooms?” she asked. “Does that excite or inspire anybody? Not very much.”

So Hurd asked taxpayers to sponsor commodes and name them with their least favorite politicians.

“It started growing, and once people started seeing the list of people who were named, I got more and more requests,” she said. “People started to love it.”

At a June 16 tea party, the group loaded 10 portable johns into trucks and paraded them through three cities – complete with names of politicians who they believe are trying to flush the nation down the toilet.

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Netanyahu: Iran has Been ‘Unmasked’

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Jun 222009
 

Now this is what a leader is supposed to sound like. It is obvious that Benjamin Netanyahu has a large pair of G.O.N.A.D’s while Barack Obama is still waiting for his to drop.


Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu discusses the post-election unrest in the Islamic Republic with NBC’s David Gregory on “Meet the Press.”

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