A man and a woman were driving down the road and arguing about his deplorable infidelity when suddenly the woman reaches over and slices the man’s penis off. Angrily, she tosses it out the car window.
Driving behind the couple is a man and his 7-year-old daughter. The little girl is just chatting away at her father when all of a sudden WHACK the penis smacks the car on the windshield, sticks for a moment, then flies off.
Surprised, the daughter asks her father, “Daddy, what the heck was that?” Not wanting to expose his little girl to anything sexual at such a young age, the father replies, “It was only a bug, honey.” The daughter sits with a confused look on her face, and after a few minutes she says “Sure had a big dick, didn’t it?”
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With the proliferation of news on the Internet, Americans aren’t supporting their local newspapers. Circulation and ad revenues are way down, while web readership—where the news is likely to be free and up-to-the-minute—is way up. Technology has changed the game.
But for those who see a connection between American democracy and the demise of the newspaper industry, it’s time to get the government involved to save the news business.
Sen. Ben Cardin (D-Md.) has introduced the Newspaper Revitalization Act, a bill that would allow newspapers to operate as nonprofits and Sen. John Kerry (D-Mass.) warns of the “serious consequences for our democracy” if his hometown paper, The Boston Globe, goes belly up. House Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif.) has publicly argued for an antitrust exemption to save the San Francisco Chronicle, a paper that has long supported her political career. Rep. Hank Johnson (D-Ga.) recently argued that “If Congress does not act…a major city in the United States will be without a newspaper in the fairly near future.”
Washington can give newspapers tax breaks or generous subsides to keep them afloat. There are many ways of extending the life of a terminally-ill by forcing onto life support. But why should the government support an industry that consumers are rejecting?
“Most of those supporting a newspaper bailout were also critical of the medias behavior in the run-up to the Iraq War,” says Reason senior editor Michael Moynihan. “Now imagine the reaction if the very same journalists wrote the very same stories about Iraq in 2002 but were reliant upon the Bush administration for their survival.”
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Correction: The dollar amount of proposed new French tax subsidies to newspapers is misstated. The correct amount is $800 million.
A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, ‘Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can’t figure out how to get started.’
