Sarah Palin’s Federal Economic Stimulus Package Letter to Barack Obama (D-Kenya)

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Apr 022009
 

The difference between Sarah Palin and the Corruption that exists in Washington is like night and day. Imagine a politician that actually takes the “Oath of Office” seriously and is in office to help the people instead of themselves.

Add this to the list of reasons the left is still trying to destroy her.


Mr. President
The White House
Washington, D.C. 20500

Dear Mr. President,

The purpose of this letter is to provide notice that I am accepting those funds available to Alaska under the American Recovery and Reinvestment Act (ARRA) that create new, private-sector jobs and grow the economy.

I have invited public discussion through the legislative hearing process currently underway on ARRA funds that appear designed to grow government programs or that will impose federal mandates on our state. Federal stimulus spending must not add to strained state budgets nor diminish state sovereignty by imposing mandates, now or in the future.

The law requires that I certify that every dollar of these economic stimulus funds will create jobs and grow the economy. I take that charge seriously. I have forwarded requests to Alaska’s legislators to appropriate hundreds of millions of dollars for infrastructure projects that truly create new private sector jobs and stimulate the economy. Through our budget process, I have also accepted additional Medicaid funds available through ARRA.

We will continue to review the assurances and requirements in the ARRA under each title for receipt of federal economic stimulus funds. The state legislature is fully engaged in the budget process and taking public testimony on the economic stimulus funding to determine the impacts on Alaska’s budget now and in the future when the federal funds are no longer available. It is possible that there will be areas where the state will not choose to apply for funds. These instances will be addressed on a case by case basis.

Pursuant to Title XVI, section 1607 of the American Recovery and Reinvestment Act (Pub. L. 111-5 (Feb. 17, 2009)) (“ARRA”), entitled “Additional funding Distribution and Assistance of Appropriate Use of Funds”, I Sarah Palin, the Governor of the State of Alaska, hereby certify that:

1) The State of Alaska will request and use certain funds provided by ARRA with some decisions subject to final determinations based on the legislative appropriations process described in this letter; and

2) Funds will be used to create jobs and promote economic growth.

By making this certification, the State of Alaska is not committed now or in the future, to accept all of the federal funds.

The federal economic stimulus package will have profound, long-term implications. Our citizens and future generations must have the hope of meaningful work and economic opportunity, rather than be burdened by higher taxes and increased national debt.

Sincerely,

Sarah Palin Governor

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Joke Of The Day: Baked Beans

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Apr 022009
 

Once there lived a woman who had a maddening passion for baked beans. She loved them but unfortunately, they had always had a very embarrassing and somewhat lively reaction to her.

Then one day she met a man and fell in love. When it became apparent that they would marry she thought to herself, “He is such a sweet and gentle man, he would never go for this carrying on.” She made the supreme sacrifice and gave up beans.

Some months later, her car broke down on the way home from work. Since she lived in the country she called her husband and told him that she would be late because she had to walk home.

On her way, she passed a small diner and the odor of the baked beans was more than she could stand. Since she still had miles to walk, she figured that she would walk off any ill effects by the time she reached home. So, she stopped at the diner and before she knew it, she had consumed three large orders of baked beans.

All the way home she putt-putted, and upon arriving home she felt reasonably sure she could control it. Her husband seemed excited to see her and exclaimed delightedly,

“Darling, I have a surprise for dinner tonight.”

He then blindfolded her and led her to her chair at the table. She seated herself and just as he was about to remove the blindfold from his wife, the telephone rang. He made her promise not to touch the blindfold until he returned.

He then went to answer the telephone.

The baked beans she had consumed were still affecting her and the pressure was becoming almost unbearable, so while her husband was out of the room she seized the opportunity, shifted her weight to one leg and let it go. It was not only loud, but it smelled like a fertilizer truck running over a skunk in front of pulpwood mill. She took her napkin and fanned the air around her vigorously. Then, she shifted to the other cheek and ripped three more, which reminded her of cooked cabbage.

Keeping her ears tuned to the conversation in the other room, she went on like this for another ten minutes. When the telephone farewells signaled the end of her freedom, she fanned the air a few more times with her napkin, placed it on her lap and folded her hands upon it, smiling contentedly to herself. She was the picture of innocence when her husband returned, apologizing for taking so long. He asked her if she peeked and she assured him that she had not.

At this point, he removed the blindfold … and she was surprised!
There were twelve dinner guests seated around the table to wish her a “Happy Birthday”!

CBS 60 Minutes Interview – Was Obama High?

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Apr 022009
 

After much speculation that President Obama was high during this 60 Minutes interview, we found evidence that CBS tried to cover up the President’s indiscretion.

This is the raw footage of Obama’s interview with Steve Kroft. You have to look close to discover all of the elements that were covered or removed from the televised version by the clever use of deceptive editing.

Quote Of The Day

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Apr 022009
 

“Under a new plan by the Obama administration, if you buy a new car this year, you will able to deduct the sales tax from your income tax.

Or you can just take a job at the White House and you wouldn’t have to pay taxes at all.” ~ Jay Leno