Joke Of The Day

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Apr 072009
 

A plane is loosing altitude and in danger of running into a mountain if it can’t maintain its altitude. The Captain gets on the P.A.,”Ladies and Gentlemen we are loosing altitude and in danger of not clearing a mountain range so we are going to toss your luggage to loose some weight, we apologize for this.” a few moments later the Captain gets back on the PA,”umm Sorry Ladies and Gentlemen but we are still loosing altitude so I hate that it had to come to this but we are going to have to start throwing off some passengers, so we are going to in alphabetical order. Lets start with the African Americans, any African Americans, please stand up if your African American., ” no one stands up’ Okay okay lets move to Blacks any Blacks” again no stands up” okay umm any Colored people Colored people please stand up” no one stands. A little black boy turns to his mom and says”Mom shouldn’t we be standing since we are African, black and Coloured..? No honey today we’re niggers. Aint no damn way we’re dying before the Mexicans.

Sarah Palin on North Korea’s Missile Test and Obama’s Missile-Defense Cuts

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Apr 072009
 

If there is one thing that Sarah Palin understands that King ACORN doesn’t it’s Ronald Reagan’s philosophy of “Peace Through Strength”. The video at the bottom of this post is just as relevant today as it was back in 1980.


Responding to the missile test by North Korea, Governor Sarah Palin today reaffirmed Alaska’s commitment to protecting America from rogue nation missile attacks.

“I am deeply concerned with North Korea’s development and testing program which has clear potential of impacting Alaska, a sovereign state of the United States, with a potentially nuclear armed warhead,” Governor Palin said. “I can’t emphasize enough how important it is that we continue to develop and perfect the global missile defense network. Alaska’s strategic location and the system in place here have proven invaluable in defending the nation.”

Governor Palin stressed the importance of Fort Greely and the need for continued funding for the Missile Defense Agency. The governor is firmly against U.S. Secretary of Defense Robert Gates’ proposed $1.4 billion reduction of the Missile Defense Agency. Greely’s isolated location in Alaska as well as its strategic location in the Pacific allows for maximum security and development of the country’s only ground-based missile defense complex.

“Our early opposition to reduced funding for the Missile Defense Agency is proving to be well-founded during this turbulent time,” Governor Palin said. “I continue to support the development and implementation of a defensive missile shield based in Alaska. We are strategically placed to defend the critical assets of the United States and our allies in the Pacific Theater.”

Governor Palin also requested stimulus funding for the Kodiak Launch Complex. The Kodiak Launch Complex is a commercial rocket launch facility for sub-orbital and orbital space launch vehicles owned and operated by the Alaska Aerospace Development Corporation, a public corporation of the State of Alaska.

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“To preserve our peace and our freedom we must maintain a margin of safety. Not numerical superiority in arms and armament , but a margin of safety that is a combination. A balance of a strong economy, mutual respect and unity among our great allies and a revitalized up to date military capability. History has taught us only too well, that tyrants are tempted only when the forces of freedom are weak, not when they’re strong.” ~ Ronald Reagan

Joke Of The Day

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Apr 062009
 

Barack Obama walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender says, “Hey, where did you get that?”

The parrot says, ” Kenya …they’re all over the place!”.