Rush Limbaugh On Un-American Activities

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Mar 192009
 

Rush Limbaugh 03.19.2009 Morning Update


Say, folks: we have a new definition of what constitutes “un-American” behavior from the Speaker of the House, Nancy Pelosi. Speaking at Saint Anthony’s Church in San Francisco before a group of immigrants (legal and illegal), Speaker Pelosi took aim at Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents.

She accused them of kicking in doors in the middle of the night in order to send parents away from their children. “It must be stopped… what value system is that? I think it’s un-American,” she said. But she did have kind words for the immigrants in the audience — including those here illegally. They are “very, very patriotic,” because they are taking responsibility “for our country’s future.”

Now, I know nany of you find this sickening. You wonder why those who enforce our laws are called “un-American,” while those who break the law are called patriots. You remember Democrats like Dick Durbin and John Murtha comparing our military to Nazis and falsely accusing them of murder. You remember John Kerry accusing our troops of atrocities they did not commit — yet years later he’s elevated to the status of “war hero.”

And now, government policy calls for the irresponsible to be bailed out by the responsible; achievers to be punished while losers are rewarded. Tax cheats run government agencies, while the House speaker attacks those who put their lives on the line defending our borders.

What you are witnessing is liberalism on parade; unplugged. You see an America… 180 degrees out of phase. Some of you voted for it — you should be ashamed.


Joke Of The Day: Greeks Versus Italians

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Mar 192009
 

A Greek and Italian were sitting down one day debating who had the superior culture.

The Greek says, “We have the Parthenon.”

The Italian says, “We have the Coliseum.”

The Greek says, “We had great Mathematicians.”

The Italian says, “We had the Roman Empire.”

..and so on and so on …and then the Greek says: “We invented sex.”

The Italian says, “That is true, but it was the Italians who introduced it to women…