A guy went to the Post Office to apply for a job.
The interviewer asked him, ‘Are you allergic to anything?
He replied, ‘Yes – caffeine.’
‘Have you ever been in the military service?’
‘Yes,’ he replied. ‘I was in Iraq for two years.’
The interviewer said, ‘That will give you 5 extra points toward employment. Then he asked,’ Are you disabled in any way?’
The guy said, Yes….an IED exploded near me and I lost both of my testicles.
The interviewer grimaced and then said, ‘OK, you’ve got enough points for me to hire you right now. Our normal hours are from 8:00AM to 4:00PM. You can start tomorrow at 10:00 – and plan on starting at 10:00AM every day.
The guy was puzzled and asks, ‘If the work hours are from 8:00AM to 4:00PM, why don’t you want me to here until 10:00AM?
This is a government job, the interviewer said. For the first two hours, we just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our balls. No point in you coming in for that.
