So this guy walks into a bar and sees this comely, smartly dressed woman perched on a bar stool. Naturally, he approaches her and says, “Hey there gorgeous, how are you.”
Already having a couple of power drinks under her belt she turns around, looks him right in the eye and says, ‘Listen here good looking, I screw anybody, any time, anywhere, your place, my place, in the car, front door, back door, on the ground, standing up, sitting down, naked or with clothes on, dirty, clean . . . it doesn’t matter to me. I’ve been doing it ever since I got out of college and I just love it.’
Eyes now wide with interest he says “No kidding! I’m a lawyer too. What firm are you with?”
