A Japanese doctor says, ‘Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him out looking for work in 6 weeks.’
A German doctor says, ‘That is nothing. We can take a lung out of one
person, put it in another, and have him out looking for work in four
weeks.’
A British doctor says, ‘In my country, medicine is so advanced that we
can take half a heart out of one person, put it in another and have both
of them out looking for work in two weeks.’
The American doctor, not to be outdone, interjected, ‘You guys are way
behind. We are about to take a Muslim with no brains, put him in the
White House, and then half the country will be looking for work in one
week.
