John Hawkins presents the best of Sarah Palin’s speech from the Republican Convention.
The part of the video where Sarah Palin’s youngest daughter Piper held her baby brother Trig and licked her hand to smooth his hair is priceless. It’s like something from old time movie.
Barack Obama runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a sheriff’s deputy. He thinks that he is smarter than the deputy because he is a lawyer and is certain that he has a better education than any cop from Houston, Texas. He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the Texas deputy’s expense.
The deputy says,’ License and registration, please.’
‘What for?’ says Obama.
The deputy says, ‘You didn’t come to a complete stop at the stop sign.’
Obama says, ‘I slowed down, and no one was coming.’
‘You still didn’t come to a complete stop, Says the deputy. License and registration, please.’
Obama says, ‘What’s the difference?’
‘The difference is you have to come to complete stop, that’s the law. License and registration, please!’ the Deputy says.
Obama says, ‘If you can show me the legal difference between slow down and stop, I’ll give you my license and registration; and you give me the ticket. If not, you let me go and don’t give me the ticket.’
‘That sounds fair. Please exit your vehicle, sir,’ the deputy says.
At this point, the deputy takes out his nightstick and starts beating the daylights out of Obama and says, ‘Do you want me to stop, or just slow down’
With over 500,000 votes cast John McCain leads B. Hussein Obama 62% to 38%. And McCain leads in every state. This is shocking! Who has Gallup Poll been calling?
