Paddy was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an important meeting and couldn’t find a parking place.
Looking up to heaven he said “Lord, have mercy on me. If you find me a parking spot, I will go to Mass every Sunday for the rest of my life…and even give up me Irish whiskey!”
Miraculously, a parking place appeared.
Paddy looked up again and said “Never mind, I found one.”