Barack Obama: A Living Breathing Windfall Profit

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Aug 072008
 

This is a great editorial. It clearly highlights the socialist crap Obama and the Democrats are trying to ram down our throats with their Windfall Profit nonsense.

I’ll tell you what a Windfall Profit is. How about an empty suit first term senator with zero accomplishments being nominated for President by a major political party?

What Is a ‘Windfall’ Profit?


The “windfall profits” tax is back, with Barack Obama stumping again to apply it to a handful of big oil companies. Which raises a few questions: What is a “windfall” profit anyway? How does it differ from your everyday, run of the mill profit? Is it some absolute number, a matter of return on equity or sales — or does it merely depend on who earns it?

Enquiring entrepreneurs want to know. Unfortunately, Mr. Obama’s “emergency” plan, announced on Friday, doesn’t offer any clarity. To pay for “stimulus” checks of $1,000 for families and $500 for individuals, the Senator says government would take “a reasonable share” of oil company profits.

Mr. Obama didn’t bother to define “reasonable,” and neither did Dick Durbin, the second-ranking Senate Democrat, when he recently declared that “The oil companies need to know that there is a limit on how much profit they can take in this economy.” Really? This extraordinary redefinition of free-market success could use some parsing.

Take Exxon Mobil, which on Thursday reported the highest quarterly profit ever and is the main target of any “windfall” tax surcharge. Yet if its profits are at record highs, its tax bills are already at record highs too. Between 2003 and 2007, Exxon paid $64.7 billion in U.S. taxes, exceeding its after-tax U.S. earnings by more than $19 billion. That sounds like a government windfall to us, but perhaps we’re missing some Obama-Durbin business subtlety.

Maybe they have in mind profit margins as a percentage of sales. Yet by that standard Exxon’s profits don’t seem so large. Exxon’s profit margin stood at 10% for 2007, which is hardly out of line with the oil and gas industry average of 8.3%, or the 8.9% for U.S. manufacturing (excluding the sputtering auto makers).

If that’s what constitutes windfall profits, most of corporate America would qualify. Take aerospace or machinery — both 8.2% in 2007. Chemicals had an average margin of 12.7%. Computers: 13.7%. Electronics and appliances: 14.5%. Pharmaceuticals (18.4%) and beverages and tobacco (19.1%) round out the Census Bureau’s industry rankings. The latter two double the returns of Big Oil, though of course government has already became a tacit shareholder in Big Tobacco through the various legal settlements that guarantee a revenue stream for years to come.

In a tax bill on oil earlier this summer, no fewer than 51 Senators voted to impose a 25% windfall tax on a U.S.-based oil company whose profits grew by more than 10% in a single year and wasn’t investing enough in “renewable” energy. This suggests that a windfall is defined by profits growing too fast. No one knows where that 10% came from, besides political convenience. But if 10% is the new standard, the tech industry is going to have to rethink its growth arc. So will LG, the electronics company, which saw its profits grow by 505% in 2007. Abbott Laboratories hit 110%.

If Senator Obama is as exercised about “outrageous” profits as he says he is, he might also have to turn on a few liberal darlings. Oh, say, Berkshire Hathaway. Warren Buffett’s outfit pulled in $11 billion last year, up 29% from 2006. Its profit margin — if that’s the relevant figure — was 11.47%, which beats out the American oil majors.

Or consider Google, which earned a mere $4.2 billion but at a whopping 25.3% margin. Google earns far more from each of its sales dollars than does Exxon, but why doesn’t Mr. Obama consider its advertising-search windfall worthy of special taxation?

The fun part about this game is anyone can play. Jim Johnson, formerly of Fannie Mae and formerly a political fixer for Mr. Obama, reaped a windfall before Fannie’s multibillion-dollar accounting scandal. Bill Clinton took down as much as $15 million working as a rainmaker for billionaire financier Ron Burkle’s Yucaipa Companies. This may be the very definition of “windfall.”

General Electric profits by investing in the alternative energy technology that Mr. Obama says Congress should subsidize even more heavily than it already does. GE’s profit margin in 2007 was 10.3%, about the same as profiteering Exxon’s. Private-equity shops like Khosla Ventures and Kleiner Perkins, which recently hired Al Gore, also invest in alternative energy start-ups, though they keep their margins to themselves. We can safely assume their profits are lofty, much like those of George Soros’s investment funds.

The point isn’t that these folks (other than Mr. Clinton) have something to apologize for, or that these firms are somehow more “deserving” of windfall tax extortion than Big Oil. The point is that what constitutes an abnormal profit is entirely arbitrary. It is in the eye of the political beholder, who is usually looking to soak some unpopular business. In other words, a windfall is nothing more than a profit earned by a business that some politician dislikes. And a tax on that profit is merely a form of politically motivated expropriation.

It’s what politicians do in Venezuela, not in a free country.


Quote Of The Day

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Aug 062008
 

Congress went on a five-week recess starting today.

Have you ever noticed that the only people that get recess are Congress, kindergarteners and juries – the three groups you can’t trust to make an adult decision. – Jay Leno

Congress Get Back to Work and Free America from Oil Dependency

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Aug 062008
 

There is no logical reason for voters in November to elect and re-elect Liberal Democratic members of the US House and US Senate who have blocked for years and years new US domestic oil and gas production for highly partisan political reasons. Keep in mind that they went home and gas prices at $4.00 a gallon and in doing that said “screw you” to all us hard working Americans who can’t afford a vacation due to the ineptness of our Political leaders.

It’s time for Congress to get back to work and free America of its energy dependence.

When the lady in charge of a house is called a Madam, and the people in the house are, well, you know, then the house becomes a House of Ill Repute.

Dems Skip Town: Empty Promises Revealed


“This leadership team will create the most honest, most open and most ethical Congress in history.”

-Speaker Nancy Pelosi, Nov. 16, 2006

These kinds of promises are easy to make when the wind is at your back. That was then, in the wake of midterm elections, before $4-plus gasoline. It was before high energy costs helped drive our consumer-based economy into a tailspin. But most importantly, before the American people lifted their voices in outrage over the recklessness of an ironclad Democrat policy that willingly outsources our energy needs to the whims of foreign oil producers.

Right now middle-class Americans are suffering from expensive-energy induced inflation. We all know the adverse consequences pain at the pumps has wrought. So what does “the most open” House majority of all time do when a fair and honest debate over drilling doesn’t exactly help them?

They dodge the debate for weeks. They disingenuously lead the American people to believe that oil and gas won’t necessarily be a part of our energy needs in the future. They schedule votes on feckless energy legislation – see “use it or lose it” and oil speculation – to make it look like they are doing something. They justify their stonewalling as an effort to “save the planet,” impervious to the fact that other countries with far worse environmental track records will only intensify their drilling efforts.

But worst of all, they skip out of town for five-weeks without allowing a single vote or amendment that would meaningfully alter the imbalance of supply and demand that has triggered the spike in oil prices. This is a dereliction of duty of the gravest magnitude.

As Congressional Democrats sprint out of town for the August recess, most American families, mindful of the steep cost of traveling, will stay home. Instead of vacationing, Americans will go back to work. With the economy reeling from high energy prices, shouldn’t they expect lawmakers to make an effort to lower gas prices?

We are calling on the Democrat majority to promptly return to work and engage us in the drilling debate the country so desperately wants and needs to hear.

Sign the Petition: www.CallCongressBack.com and demand House Democrats to act to lower gas prices.


Joke Of The Day

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Aug 052008
 

A Muslim has died and has arrived in Heaven. He is very excited as, all his life, he has longed to meet the Prophet Mohammed. Having arrived at the Gates of Heaven, he meets a man with a beard.

‘Are you Mohammed?’ he asks

‘No, my son. I am Peter. Mohammed is higher up’ And he points him to a ladder that rises into the clouds.

Delighted that Mohammed should be higher than Peter, he climbed the ladder in great strides He meets another bearded man. Full of hope, he asks again, ‘Are you Mohammed?’

‘No, I am Jesus. Mohammed is higher up still.’

Mohammed higher than Jesus! The poor man can hardly contain his delight and climbs and climbs, ever higher.

Once again, he meets a man with a beard, and panting repeats his question: ‘Are you Mohammed?’

‘No, I am Moses. Mohammed is higher still’

Exhausted but with heart full of joy, he continues to climb the ladder and, yet again, he meets a man with a beard. ‘Are you Mohammed?’ he gasps, as he is by now totally out of breath from all his climbing.

‘No, my son. I am God. But you look exhausted. Would you like a Coffee?

‘Oh, Yes please, my Lord’.

God looks behind him, claps his hands and calls out: ‘Mohammed, two coffees please’.

Barack حُسيَن Obama: Whats in a Name?

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Aug 042008
 


Yes… These are the people supporting Barack حُسيَن Obama. They should all change their middle names to Sh#tforbrains instead.

Nationwide ‘Hussein’ middle name craze


His full name is Barack Hussein Obama. Its a name that his own campaign is trying to downplay, one that skeptics have attacked and now an entire online community of Obama supporters is playing a name game trying to remove the stigma associated with ‘Hussein’.
“I think they’re trying to instill terror and fear in the people,” said Obama supporter Gary Hussein Ackerson.

Gary is about as Caucasian as they come.

“I’m a white, Anglo-Saxon protestant,” he said.

But his name isn’t. It’s becoming something of an online phenomenon, thousands of people nationwide, several right here at home, changing their middle names to support their candidate.

Not only are they changing their cyberspace middle name, in some cases their legal middle name to Hussein.

“It’s to take away the stigma of a middle name that’s really charged in this nation,” said Jillian Boshart.

Boshart, a college student changed her middle name to Hussein as well, joining Barack, Gary and others.

“It’s our middle name too. Not that big of a deal. What’s in a name?” asked Boshart.

The name change was fairly simple for Jillian, several of her friends have already “Hussein-ed” themselves.

“Daniel Hussein Ready, Willy Hussein Richardson, that’s probably one of the best names,” she said.

But for Gary, a new Hussein from Colville, the change from Gary Don Ackerson has been a little bit interesting.

“I get strange remarks, states, even angry remarks,” said Ackerson.

He’s stirred more than a bit of controversy among his conservative friends and family.

“My son said I was crazy,” said Gary.

But he says he has achieved his purpose.

“I wanna get people to think, to talk, to vote,” he said.

If Obama wins the election, Gary Hussein Ackerson says he’ll keep the name, but what if Senator Obama loses?

“I’ll probably change my name back to Don”, said Gary.

The nationwide Hussein movement started with an idea from the movie Spartacus, Roman leaders were looking to find and punish a slave-turned leader Spartacus. To take the heat off of him and to keep him safe, all of his men stand up and declare, “I am Spartacus.”