Jul 132008
 

Let’s see… Arnold drives his Hummer, smokes Cigars and other illegal substances and has a private jet to fly him from Sacramento to his huge mansion near Los Angeles. I think years of steroid use have gone to his head.

What a disappointment he turned out to be! He is just another Hollywood kook.






Nuff said!

Schwarzenegger Blasts Bush on Global Warming


Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger, R-Calif., spoke out against President Bush this morning attacking his administration for its failure to counter global warming emissions.

“This administration did not believe in global warming,” Schwarzenegger told ABC News’ George Stephanopoulos in an exclusive interview that will air Sunday on ABC’s “This Week.”

“They just didn’t believe in it or they didn’t believe that they should do anything about it, since China is not doing anything about it and since India is not willing to do the same thing, so why should we do the same thing?” Schwarzenegger said.

“We don’t wait for other countries to do the same thing. That’s what makes America number one… And I think we have a good opportunity to do the same thing, also, with fighting global warming,” he said.

Schwarzenegger’s comments came in reaction to the Environmental Protection Agency’s recent decision not to take further action against global warming during the remainder of Bush’s presidency. “Well, to be honest with you, if they would have done something this year, I would have thought it was bogus anyway,” he said. When asked why, the California Governor said, “because you don’t change global warming and you don’t really have an effect by doing something six months before you leave office.”

Schwarzenegger argued that any action taken by the administration at this point would not have been sincere.

“I think that the way they have done it is much better…This administration did not believe that [carbon dioxide] and greenhouse gases is a pollutant. They fought this in court and then finally the Supreme Court had to tell them, ‘Yes, it is a pollutant,'” he said.

He also highlighted the strides taken by California to counter global warming.

“I’m very happy that California is in the forefront,” he said. “We are very aggressive. We have made a commitment to roll back our greenhouse gas emissions to the 1990 level … We didn’t wait for Washington. I just felt that the administration and the federal government have been terrific partners in a lot of things for us and we have worked together very well, but environmental issues was not one of them.”



Why Men Are Never Depressed

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Jul 132008
 

Hopefully this will shed some light out there on why we men are never depressed.

  • Your last name stays put.
  • The garage is all yours.
  • Wedding plans take care of themselves.
  • Chocolate is just another snack.
  • You can be President.
  • You can never be pregnant.
  • You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
  • You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
  • Car mechanics tell you the truth.
  • The world is your urinal.
  • You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.
  • You don’t have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
  • Same work, more pay.
  • Wrinkles add character.
  • People never stare at your chest when you’re talking to them.
  • New shoes don’t cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
  • One mood all the time.
  • Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
  • You know stuff about Tanks (Sherman? Tiger? T70?).
  • A five-day vacation only requires one suitcase.
  • You can open all your own jars.
  • Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
  • Your underwear is $5.95 for a three-pack.
  • You almost never have strap problems in public.
  • You are unable to see wrinkles on your clothes.
  • Everything on your face stays its original color.
  • The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades even.
  • You only have to shave your face and neck (or head)
  • You can play with toys all your life.
  • Your belly usually hides your big hips.
  • One wallet and one pair of shoes – one color for all seasons.
  • You can wear shorts no matter how your leg looks.
  • You can “do” your nails with a pocket knife.
  • You have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache.
  • You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in just 25 minutes.
No wonder men are happier!

Analysts Say Gas Prices Could Fall to $2 if Congress Acts

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Jul 122008
 

Let’s see. Last week it was caused by Big Oil, this week by speculators, who will it be next week? Facts are facts; it is the Environmentalists and their corrupt Democrat shills that are to blame for the price of gas.

This is just more of the same blame game that the Democrats use to focus on someone else because they are in desperate need of a villain in this picture since they are not free to move or adjust their positions on the issue. They’re basically locked into an ideological position.

Drill Now, Drill Everywhere and Drill Often! I don’t care if we have to drill through a Caribou’s head to get oil. Just do it!

Gas Prices Could Fall To $2 If Congress Acts, Analysts Say


The price of retail gasoline would fall by half, to around $2 a gallon, within 30 days of passage of a law to limit speculation in energy markets, four energy analysts told Congress on Monday. Testifying to a House Energy and Commerce Committee subcommittee, Michael Masters of Masters Capital Management said the price of crude oil would drop closer to its marginal cost of around $65 to $75 a barrel, about half the current $135. Fadel Gheit of Oppenheimer & Co., Edward Krapels of Energy Security Analysis and Roger Diwan of PFC Energy agreed with Masters’ assessment at the hearing. Other witnesses say speculators aren’t a major factor in oil prices, however.


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Tony Snow Dies Of Cancer

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Jul 122008
 

Sad news… Tony Snow has passed away from cancer. I always enjoyed his reporting and commentary. It is a shame he passed so young. Rest in peace Mr. Snow.

Former Bush Spokesman Tony Snow Dies Of Cancer


Fox News is reporting that conservative commentator and former White House press secretary Tony Snow has died of cancer.

Snow, 53, was a broadcaster for Fox News Channel and Fox News Radio when he replaced Scott McClellan as President Bush’s press secretary in May 2006.

Snow served just 17 months as press secretary, a tenure interrupted by his second bout with cancer. He resigned as Bush’s chief spokesman six months later, in September 2007, citing a need to earn more money. He then joined CNN as a commentator.

Snow brought partisan zeal and the skills of a seasoned performer to the task of explaining and defending the president’s policies. He was popular at the White House and beyond for cheerfully sparring with reporters.


Fans of the “Deadliest Catch” Will Appreciate this Joke

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Jul 122008
 

The day after his wife disappeared in a kayaking accident, an Anchorage man answered his door to find two grim-faced Alaska State Troopers. “We’re sorry Mr. Wilkens, but we have some information about your wife,” said one trooper.

“Tell me, did you find her?” Wilkens shouted.

The troopers looked at each other. One said, “We have some bad news, some
good news, and some really great news. Which do you want to hear first?

Fearing the worst, an ashen Mr. Wilkens said, “Give me the bad news first.”

The trooper said, “I’m sorry to tell you, sir, but this morning we found
your wife’s body in Kachemak Bay.”

“Oh my God!” exclaimed Wilkens. Swallowing hard, he asked, “What’s the good
news?

The trooper continued, “When we pulled her up, she had 12 twenty-five pound
king crabs and 6 good-size Dungeness crabs clinging to her.”

Stunned, Mr. Wilkens demanded, “If that’s the good news, what’s the great
news?”

The trooper said, “We’re going to pull her up again tomorrow.”