A Chinese couple get married – and the new bride is a virgin.
Truth be told, the husband is not too experienced either.
On the wedding night, she cowers naked under the sheets as her husband undresses.
He climbs in next to her and tries to be reassuring.
“My darring” he says, “I know dis yo first time and you verry frighten. I promise you, I give you anything you want, I do anything – juss anyting you want. Whatchou want?” he says, trying to sound experienced, which he hopes will impress his virgin bride.
A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and eagerly) for her request.
She eventually replies shyly and unsure, “I like to try someting I have heard about ….. numbaa 69”
More thoughtful silence, this time from him.
Eventually, in a puzzled tone he queries… ” You want… Beef wiff Broccoli, NOW?”
