Friends don’t let friends take home ugly men
Women’s restroom
Starboard, Dewey Beach, DE
Beauty is only a light switch away.
Perkins Library, Duke University , Durham , NC
If life is a waste of time, and time is a waste of life, then let’s all get wasted together and have the time of our lives.
Armand’s Pizza, Washington , DC
Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
The Bayou, Baton Rouge , LO
No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of putting up with her ####.
Men’s Room
Linda’s Bar and Grill, Chapel Hill , NC
At the feast of ego everyone leaves hungry.
Bentley’s House of Coffee and Tea, Tucson , AZ
It’s hard to make a comeback when you haven’t been anywhere.
Written in the dust on the back of a bus, Wickenburg , AZ
Make love, not war.
-Hell, do both
GET MARRIED!
Women’s restroom
The Filling Station, Bozeman , MT
If voting could really change things, it would be illegal.
Revolution Books
New York , New York .
If pro is opposite of con,then what is the opposite of progress? Congress!
Men’s restroom House of Representatives,
Washington , DC
Express Lane:
Five beers or less
Sign over one of the urinals
Ed Debevic’s, Phoenix , AZ
You’re too good for him.
Sign over mirror in Women’s restroom
Ed Debevic’s, Beverly Hills , CA .
No wonder you always go home alone.
Sign over mirror in Men’s restroom,
Ed Debevic’s, Beverly Hills , CA
A Woman’s Rule of Thumb:
If it has tires or testicles,
you’re going to have trouble with it.
Women’s restroom
Dick’s Last Resort, Dallas , TX
