Three women die in an accident and go to heaven. When they get there, St. Peter says “We only have one rule here in heaven; dont step on the ducks. So they enter heaven and sure enough, there are ducks all over the place. It is almost impossible not to step on a duck, and although they try their best to avoid them, the first woman accidentally steps on one. Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest man she ever saw.
St. Peter chains them together and says, “Your punishment for stepping on a duck is to spend eternity chained to this ugly man!
The next day, the second woman accidentally steps on a duck and along comes St. Peter, who doesnt miss a thing. With another extremely ugly man. He chains them together with the same admonishment as for the first woman. The third woman has observed all of this and, not wanting to be chained to an ugly man for all eternity, is very, VERY careful where she steps. She manages to go months without stepping on ducks, but one day St. Peter comes up to her with the most handsome man she has ever laid eyes on. very tall, long eyelashes, muscular, and thin. St. Peter chains them together without saying a word.
The happy woman says, “I have no idea what i did to deserve being chained to you for all eternity?”
The guy says, “I dont know about you, but I stepped on a duck”
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