Extreme Aerial Bowfishing: Ready. Aim. Fish!

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Apr 212008
 

If you think catching fish on a pole is too easy then you should try Extreme Aerial Bowfishing. It looks like a cross between fishing and hunting and sure looks like a lot of fun.

From what I’ve read, the fish are Asian or Cuban/Spanish Carp and the boat’s engine spooks them making them leap into the air. The Carp are in several rivers and tributaries in Illinois and working their way north to the Great Lakes.

Has Jimmy Carter Violated the Logan Act?

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Apr 202008
 

In meeting with Hamas, has Jimmy Carter violated the Logan Act? You bet he has and it is time to put Mr. Peanut under house arrest.

What is the Logan Act? Well let me tell you. The Logan Act is a United States federal law that forbids unauthorized citizens from negotiating with foreign governments. It was passed in 1799 and last amended in 1994. Violation of the Logan Act is a felony, punishable under federal law with imprisonment of up to three years.

Actually I don’t think that this will ever happen because the Democrats are way too liberal and the Republicans are way too spineless to take any action against the worst President in the history of our nation.

Well, at least North Carolina has a Representative that thinks like a true American Patriot.

Rep. Myrick Calls for Former President Jimmy Carter’s Passport to be revoked

Today, Rep. Sue Myrick (NC-9) called on Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice to revoke former President Jimmy Carter’s passport. This is in response to the former President traveling to Syria to meet with Hamas, an organization officially designated by the United States as a Foreign Terrorist Organization.

“Former President Carter has acted in contradiction of international agreements to isolate Hamas. He has acted in defiance of both United States policy and international policy. His actions reward terrorists, lend support, and provide legitimacy to their belief that violence will eventually get them what they want,” said Rep. Myrick.

After Hamas won the 2006 Palestinian parliamentary elections the Quartet (US, UN, EU and Russia) called on Hamas to renounce terror, recognize Israel and recognize the previous agreements between the Palestinian Authority and Israel as they seek an agreement to make peace. Hamas has categorically rejected these three conditions for more than two years.

Congress granted the Secretary of State the power to grant and verify passports. In 1981, the United States Supreme Court held in the case of Haig v. Agee that the Secretary of State has the implied power to revoke passports as well (453 U.S. 280).

Joke Of The Day

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Apr 192008
 

A man walked into a very high-tech bar. As he sat down on a stool, he noticed that the bartender was a robot.

The robot clicked to attention and asked, “Sir, what will you have?”

The man thought a moment, then replied, “A martini, please”.

The robot clicked a couple of times and mixed the best martini the man had ever had.

The robot then asked, “Sir, what is your IQ?”

The man answered, “Oh, about 164. “

The robot then proceeded to discuss the theory of relativity, inter-stellar space travel, the latest medical breakthroughs, etc.

The man was most impressed. He left the bar, but thought he would try different tactic. He returned and took a seat.

Again, the robot clicked and asked what he would have.

A martini, please.”

Again it was superb.

The robot again asked, “What is your IQ, sir?”

This time the man answered, “Oh, about 100”. So the robot started

discussing NASCAR racing, bass fishing and what to expect the

Steelers to do this weekend.

The guy had to try it one more time. So he left, returned and took a stool . . . Again a martini, and the question

“What is your IQ?”

This time the man drawled out “Uh . . . ’bout 50.”

The robot clicked, then leaned close and very slowly asked,

“A-r-e y-o-u-r p-e-o-p-l-e r-e-a-l-l-y g-o-i-n-g t-o

n-o-m-i-n-a-t-e O-B-A-M-A ?

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